shaggy2pope:

faetrouble:

pastelmorgue:

theoneguyoverthere:

hangthecode:

Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl. 

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Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.

BABE

Yo, this is why Norrington said he’s the “worst pirate I’ve ever heard of,” and then Jack followed it up with, “But you have heard of me.”

Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that Jack is right.

He freed exactly 100 people, that’s why his debt to Jones was 100 souls. Davy has a sick sense of irony after all. Jack freed 100 souls and as a consequence his ship got sunk. Now his ship has been raised and as a consequence, he has to enslave 100 souls. This explains his reluctance to actually pay back the debt.

moonblossom:

watchtheskytonight:

sassytimelordminion:

ilovecharts:

And why does this exist? 

I’m a writer this is exactly what I need for my story

 

Buttocks - Mum’s Sunday Roast.

devynjaiden:

qbutch:

missmatie:

peanuhbutta:

This is realllllllllly weird lmao

This is really NORMAL.
Except we never see it-so it is terrifying and uncomfortable when it happens.
(Mostly because people would laugh or be unkind)

I own a sex shop. Once a woman bled on our chair during an interview. She was horrified and felt ashamed because it was in some way unprofessional. We weren’t bothered. We said ‘what better place to work on being ok with your body than at a feminist sex shop?’
Bleeding is normal and dealing with it is one of the most pervasive ways women are complicit in their silence.

Some men bleed too. How would you react to that? For many men who are Trans the act of bleeding is a security threat.

Fuck off with your lolz.

Reblogging again for above commentary ^^^^^

So happy that the above commentor included trans* men. 

(Source: cycleofmisery)

iloveyou-johnwatson:

elementarysherlock:

midnightsmoonlights:

GUYS

GUYS LOOK

THEY’RE HOLDING HANDS

Performance in a Leading Role

HOLDING. HANDS.

(Source: lost-my-division)

Saving the world, one wrinkled dress shirt at a time (x).

(Source: iwantcupcakes)

i-nfinitewallflower:

gayseal:

thelesbianguide:

howtobebreefordummies:

How lesbians signal for other lesbians.

if you look closely, in the background, there is a faint second rainbow. here we see the response of a second lesbian. this lesbian will soon sense the response and make her journey across the unforgiving terrain in hopes to mate. let’s hope she makes it. the future of the lesbian population depends on it.

this fucking website

(Source: this-a-n-d-that)

never-clothed:

transparent

i-believe-in-dean:

thiscanonthing:

#i’m sorry - did Dean NOT just look at Cas like that was the hottest thing he’d ever seen? #did Cas NOT just give him a look back like ‘had to protect you nbd what are your pants doing Dean?’ #kfjdshsf

whalesandoctopodes:

fight0ffyrdmns:

best-of-funny:

breakfast-at-1pm:

science-sexual:

pangurb-c:

itnever—3nds:

If this doesn’t fit on your blog, you’re doing it wrong.

I never knew how much I wanted this. When I inevitably teach a lot of high school science courses I must use this gif.

I fucking love this

X

i feel like a noble gas

at least you are stable

(Source: misskerryberry)

(Source: crisssy101)

(Source: vaeltaa)